So I just wached the pilot episode of “Living a lie Lohan“— The Dina Lohan show, dedicated to proving that she isnt a greedy, coked out, child pimper. Which she achieved no such thing during the entire show.

I can honestly say that I understand why Lindsay Lohan is screwed up, her mother has coke for brains! Crack cocaine that is!

Spending 95% of her time reading tabloids and Google-ing Lindsay to find out what “lies are out there.” All she proves is that shes still riding off of the back of her daughter, mentioning her name continuously with Lindsay never actually appearing on the show. Not even audio when she “claims” to be talking on the telephone with her.

I really feel bad for 15 year old Ali, who is doomed from the start, if shes going to have Miss Dina as her “mom-ager”. You can see dollar signes all over Dina’s face whenever she sees the young Lindsay lookalike. But thats where the talent stops, Ali’s terrible vocals displayed on the show were embarrassing! Poor girl…

Lindsay Lohan deciding to have nothing to do with the show is the best move she has made, ever.

She even calls one web site for posting an alleged picture of Lindsay giving oral sex and after watching it, and calling all her friends to view it too, she calles the site and exclaimes , “My attorney will be contacting you. Seriously, you’re going to be hearing from my attorney.” Bitch please, google this! Trying to prove on camera that your only interested in looking out for you daughters best intentions is not necessary if you really are.

Lindsay’s dad also had some comments on the show, and its main character Dina, in an interview to the sun Michael Lohan appears to take the high road saying quote “If I were to look at things from a worldly perspective, I would probably have a lot to say about exploitation, hypocrisy and even deception,” he told the magazine.